IncitatusIV

9/6/15

What happened to her hair? It looks like a dead animal is sitting up there. Is this another way she is trying to compete against Trump? Is horrible, expensive hair now required of our political class?

9/6/15

PLEASE STOP TALKING, SARAH PALIN.

9/6/15

Achievement Unlocked! Sarah Palin would hate me. I’m an American that can speak seven languages!

9/6/15

Why are we interested in anything this hat rack says?

9/6/15

I will never forgive McCain, for inflicting this stupid, ignorant and ridiculous woman and family upon the world. Damn you McCain!

9/6/15

Conversational American, Lesson 1:

9/6/15

On my second day living here I saw a bumper sticker that read WELCOME TO AMERICA! NOW SPEAK ENGLISH. Not much of a warm welcome.

9/6/15

AFAIK America is the only place in the world where people are almost *proud* of knowing only one language. In most of Europe, Africa and Asia that would be unthinkable

9/6/15

I do consider myself a genius. And I’d respond but I just got my time machine up and running. Don’t worry, if my calculations are correct Sarah Palin will have never been born and this thread will be an article celebrating national kitten GIF day. BRB.

9/6/15

I can’t look at her without thinking about all her invisible dicks.

9/6/15

America: a word created by a German cartographer working in France to honor an Italian explorer to name a continent colonized by Spain and Portugal, used by residents of the United States to describe how exceptional they are.

9/6/15

Bleep blorp guns blaaahhh Mexicans durrrrr killing babies arrrrg gays bad mrrrrrr Jesus good

9/6/15

Winning trivial pursuit in the Palin household is a real struggle. You either quit in the middle or end up knocked up.

9/6/15

Tell ya what, Sarah, everyone else will speak English when you do.

9/6/15

Ummm Sarah Palin barely even speaks English.

9/6/15

This woman is plum stupid. If you didn’t know better, you’d think she’s parodying herself, but she isn’t, because she wouldn’t even understand what a parody is. She’s that much of an idiot.

9/6/15

I long for a country where idiots like Palin are completely ignored.

9/6/15

It’s sad to see the Party of Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt and Eisenhower be reduced to this.

9/6/15

English teachers: if you want to punish your students, have them diagram a sentence from a Palin interview.

9/6/15

I don’t consider myself a genius but I have never referred to the language I speak as “American”.