contrary to a Sunday afternoon report from ESPN, no schism exists between owner Daniel Snyder

Come on. I’m sure he could get a hold of Joe Gibbs on that thing.

The analog network those things used shut down in 2008, so if Snyder was using one, he’d just be talking to himself. Which in many ways seems quite fitting.

Who would want him? I think the most they’re going to pull for him is a 5th rounder, and that’s being generous. But there are only a couple of teams with worse QB situations than the Skins, and I can’t imagine them wanting to further complicate those situations by adding Bob Griffin. I want to say he could end up with…

A) An ESPN article is wrong, or B) the Redskins are imploding.

Recently unearthed photo of the owner as a lad

It’s a popular website.

That’s a great picture. I’ve always wanted to know what it would look like if Verizon’s “Can you hear me now?” guy became a Wall Street douche.

I can’t believe 2,999 other Tonys are on this site.

Current Redskins Front Office Picture:

To me it feels really disappointing and inappropriate that Dan Snyder is talking on an Iphone 6 instead of this phone:

So is Ronda Rousey and that doesn't seem to affect her marketing. Read a book.

Compare Adam Sandler and Denzel Washington. Denzel is a 10-fold better actor then Sandler yet who makes more money per film and why (hint, it’s not Denzel).

Rovell is blessed with the self-awareness of a bucket of spackle

“Rovell is blessed with the self-awareness of a bucket of spackle”

I bet Curt Schilling has some thoughts on this.

Did Rovell have an Ashley Madison account? I sure hope so.

“Dar? Can you come help me with these groceries?
“One second, honey. I’m tweeting important insight about race!”

Rovell’s doctor tried to take a brain biopsy to see what the hell is wrong with this guy, but the sample size was too small.