When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,…

Some sales lady told my mom she should wear Spanx under her outfit (The one she was wearing TO THE STORE) this weekend and I was LIVID

I’d help!

*I would beat the bitch, not my mom, just to be clear.

My mom is 70 years old... if some smug bitch did this to her, I swear to god I would beat her senseless.

When this happened I felt visceral vicarious shame as a fat person who goes to the gym. I couldn’t bring myself to go into the locker room for weeks. Fuck this woman and her sorry excuses.

Do you really need to ask? I mean it will be the same reasoning that is always there: she gets coverage in the media AND a sympathy card. It’s the same reason that woman said Connor Oberst assaulted her, or that so many dudebro’s post pictures of themselves in military fatigues and pretend to have been in the…

Clearly you aren’t that representation either due to your ignorance and intolerance.

All I can say is, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Why not? :/

Shea is cute and all but she’s just an evolved form of Dita Ritz. Bye.

VALENTINA blows everyone out of the water with her makeup, style, and grace. Even during a season where HD has completely ruined the smoke and mirrors of some Queens’drag, each week Valentina has been absolutely robbed of best of the week.

Thanks, that’s great. I’d like the file on the Trump campaign and the Russian government, when you have a moment.

I love Vanessa Williams, and I understand girls with some tone can begin to fade after a while without much they can do.

Yeah, scallops can swim...

It’s like an adorable little makeup compact come to life.

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

You know serious shit’s going on when you need to hide in the bushes because you don’t want to answer questions.

...just resurfaced some v embarrassing memories. Gonna be cringing on behalf of 19-year old me for the rest of the night.

1. The coffin lid was open