Ding ding ding! A black man recently got 12 years because he got arrested amd the cops didn't takw his phone. He asked a guard to charge it for him and got 12 years. The earliest he can get released is in 3.5 years.

This isn’t a new thing. I remember all the shit that Gabby Douglas got at the Olympics, mostly from older black women, for not having perfectly styled hair. Girl is doing a back flip on a piece of wood 4 inches wide and landing on one foot, who gives a fuck what her hair looks like?

This sounds awesome, and I would look at pictures of your place, lol.

When ANTM first came out I was in college and my roommates and I had a tradition of watching it/making fun of it together, so I have a lot of nostalgia for Tyra. Even back then though she came off forced and it’s only gotten worse. No one loves Tyra more than Tyra does, and that doesn’t age well.

I hate that expression soooooooooooooooooooooo much.

If “they” are pregnant (let this phrase diiiiie), that’s going to be one very bland child.

If there’s one lie I think everyone should be allowed to tell, it’s that they’re not pregnant when they are. It's nobody’s business except the couple’s.

That and also his weird description of what he thinks are the most dangerous part of the job like empty streets, and dark allies! This isn’t Batman: Arkham City Donnie. Generally the most violent and dangerous situations LEOs are going into are domestic violence calls.

“America’s police officers have earned the everlasting gratitude of our Nation. In moments of danger & despair you are the reason we never lose hope – because there are men & women in uniform who face down evil & stand for all that is GOOD and JUST and DECENT and RIGHT!”

binders

‘we honor his remarkable accomplishments as a navigator, & celebrate his voyage into the unknown expanse of the Atlantic Ocean.’

Sigh, I miss the binders full of women days. It was so simple back then. 

So “Justice” Rapey McBoof-Face has binders full of women just like Mittington Q  Romney. Why am I not surprised?

Hm, I wonder if those law clerks fit the physical type he is reported to have.

Agreed. In fact, I seriously doubt any other Chrises have the capacity to catch up.

That seals it. Chris Evans is the reigning Best Chris.

The exchange with Klobuchar is actually less embarrassing and ridiculous in the parody. 

For me, the moment of death was the line about how the liberal meida will somehow twist Handsy Hank and Gangbang Greg in to something negative followed closely by everytime Damon brought up the calenders.

Are we going to talk about Kanye wearing a MAGA hat and getting booed by the audience for giving a pro-trump rant? He literally said the Democrats planned to take black fathers out of homes and put them on welfare. WTF? I guess most of it never made it on air but Chris Rock posted a video of it, it’s pretty cringey.