I watched Wicker Park for Josh Hartnett. It was not remotely worth it.

Mind = Blown.

But do we really credit Miley with that assassin-like ability to shade?

I don’t know what it means now, but back in the late nineties / early aughts it meant being a hippie “make love not war” enviro focused person. Likely a vegetarian (maybe even vegan, although that was less commonly known then). White girl dreads and hemp necklaces, fashion-wise. Musically, it would be folk music, I…

Also, in five years, no one worth spending time with is really going to give a shit where you went to college.

Selena Gomez makes me super uncomfortable because to my aged eyes she still has quite a baby face. It’s my problem, not hers, she can’t help it. I think she’s one of those people I’ll find stunning when she’s like, forty. But in the meantime her banging bod / tiny child visage makes me very nervous!

I made this comment in the dirt bag, but I’m going to make it here too since it came up. I think Miley might actually be shading Taylor Swift by referring to her ex and one of her besties as people she “doesn’t listen to.”

Somethingsomething finger licking good.

He is the REAL most interesting man in the world.

OMG THIS IS SO FUCKING AMAZING

And a wrestler.

In the Chick-Fil-A version, they wait until marriage.

Let the colonel’s glistening drumstick penetrate your warm soft biscuits~

protein gainz, son. You should have known.

Sun’s out, guns out. Who knew the Colonel was packing heat?

She’s a mom, duh.

the obvious reason is to hold more chicken, just in case.

Oh my god. This is absolutely magical. I’ll absolutely be reading it this weekend.

The colonel’s message ring’s true.

Considering how those chicks end up boiled and breaded, I bet his middle name is Wayne. Harlan Wayne Sanders, Serial Chicken Murderer.