All Evans wrote was “It was better than Madonna’s speech.” Not “Look at this ol’ bitch being old and alive—gross, girl.”

haha look at hiddleston’s fist clenched around the wine glass

See, I’m of the mind that you can bring up the ageist shit you have to deal with without listing people who died before their time. At an award show. And it did, in fact, sound like a boast to me.

Madonna’s speech was increadibly tastelesd! Who the hell brings up the untimely and tragic deaths of their contemporaries like that? “They died, I didn’t! Points to me!”

There is nothing ageist about finding boasts about one’s peers dying young crass. In fact.

If you told me seven years ago that Kesha would go on to be a positive role model and a outspoken activist I would think you were outta your goddamn mind, but here we are.

its a slippery (yet assiduously cleaned) slope, ryan. learn from my ongoing mistake...as of this moment, i have 418 roombas. i am literally stuck in a 2 foot square section of my salon, subsisting entirely on uber eats and tossing my excrement out a window.

It’s because they are black. We are expected to forgive and be kind even though that courtesy is never extended to us. If you look at news conferences or reports where a black person has been killed extra-judiciously or in one of these racist attacks, one of the first things the family is asked is “do you forgive the…

I hope I am never in the position of that witness (or the decedent, of course).

At the beginning, there was an homage to John Waters with a store called Divine Pet Food that had a neon pink flamingo. So that was nice to see.

lol that’s what my mom keeps texting me, but then I remind her about John Travolta. I’ll take 1000 Harvey rasps over that!

Literally the only thing I know about Harvey Fierstein is Jon Lovitz saying “I just wanna be loved is that so wrong?”

Jasmine Tookes was the winner. All other opinions are irrelevant. Honorable mention: Elsa Hosk, Maria Borges, Joan Smalls, and Adriana Lima for managing to look like they were having fun which I’m sure was not easy while nude in heels with 20lb wings.

Starred for Prince’s glorious walk

Yeah but, one doesn’t chop the woody ends of fresh asparagus off with a knife! 

I will snatch you bald.

Of course it’s not cool. Get right. Fall in line before it’s too late.

I haven’t seen this in a while so I can’t remember if it deserves all the abject hatred it receives. I didn’t think so at the time and chalked it up to:

Uh, Crash was better than Brokeback Mountain. Not that anyone should give a shit about the Oscars (you shouldn’t), but...yeah