I’m going to make that guy spend time with my mother, a woman who could pick a fight in an empty room.

He’s a gorram teddy bear lumberjack and I would do him yelling “timber!”

But it’s funny because you’re literally grabbing the clothes off a lady. Get it? HAHAHA so clever, we are all so utterly screwed I want off this ride, please.

She’s rolling in her grave. Also, while we’re criticizing WaPo, their coverage of Bernie was just the worst.

Privilege doesn’t give a shit about sanitation. It cares only about power. They would all gladly die of zika, if it meant they got to grab two women by their pussies before they left this existence.

because the only way to stop the constant flow of my tears is to quickly distract myself with laughs - if anyone knows how the toilet paper was dispensed in the men’s room, please keep it yourself.

Oh that’s classy. *facepalm*

His audience can’t even process the concepts of Huckleberry Finn, how do you expect them to digest multi-national shenanigans in Newsweek?!

Not at all. Just randomly attacking you for such an optimistic response.

I feel like the phrase, “teeny, tiny bone” is a bit on the nose here.

I’m hoping that as their only policy plans so far have been to “Drain the swamp!” President-elect Dipshit decides “Well we’re going to keep things as Obama had them for a while until we can figure out what we’re doing...” and then every member of his cabinet and constituency dies of rage stroke.

I assumed something super gay because whenever a homophobe has a scandal, it usually involves secret rent boy assignations.

his supporters won’t care. thats the sick thing, they will never fucking care. they kept a bitch out of office.

Dear God, please let there be gay porn in his emails. Gay porn he stars in.

It would be a nice way to get the ball rolling right before the Trump University case. The Trump University lawsuit will pave the way into charges against Pam Bondi. This in turn leads to further scrutiny of the Trump Foundation. We also have Chris Christie’s impending trial to further erode support.

His supporters will engage in mental gymnastics to somehow rationalize why it’s okay for him to withhold emails, but it isn’t for Clinton to do the same. Just like how they are more than willing to turn a blind eye to the Trump Organization’s potential ties to foreign governments, while screaming into the void about…

Too good to be true, right? It would be too good to be true...

Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.

We got another one! Bwahahaha!

may she experience all of the acceptance and tolerance her church demonstrates for all the gheyz.