touché

Yea, if you can’t out-wit Ryan Lochte (the man who couldn’t remember what the parts of a shoe were called) you do not deserve to be on the news.

We all know that’s not as disrespectful as quietly sitting down during the national anthem. Geez.

The acceptance of white male mediocrity never ceases to amaze me.

Oh my god. That would be epic!

Sam Bee will eat Trump as a snack before breakfast.

Matt Lauer has sucked for so long and we just . . . accept it.

The only moderator I will allow is Samantha Bee.

Matt Lauer has always been terrible. He couldn’t even hold Ryan Lochte’s feet to the fire, and he was expected to handle Trump’s word salad? This show was always going to be a disaster.

Playing the anthem early pretty much proves the uselessness of playing it at all, right?

“We don’t want Megan Rapinoe to cause a scene, so we’re going to cause a scene.”

Just a reminder:

“how did we get here?”

Rushing an axe-wielding intruder is like the last thing this girl should have done.

yas

Meh, I think it’s silly to criticize Radcliffe for his apologies to his cast mates.

Me while watching this:

I mean, as Jewel said: “As a feminist, I can’t support everything that’s being said tonight, but as somebody who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”

I’m so happy and heartened to see that public shaming might still work in politics!