You figuring out that N2LTSS=”Not too late to say sorry” BLEW MY MIND.

John Mayer. Sean Penn. And Fez? Minka Kelly has shit taste in guys. And I'm sorry I know enough about her to know that.

Not to mention it’s a Terry Richardson pic. Vom.

Pam Anderson is the absolute last fucking person who should be shaming anyone about porn.

Here you go!

I’ve been a DG stan since he was doing sketch comedy on youtube videos with like 50,000 views, I will consume any media he creates from now until the end of time. So the trailers are working for me.

I have to disagree. There’s something about the weird filmed-walking-backwards ads I find oddly intriguing. I did want to check it out based on those. (I also liked the music and the overall vibe.)

don’t worry, Huma is still getting blamed PLENTY for having a job and expecting the father of her child to parent her child.

This is bad but my first thought was “finally a father’s bad parenting is getting some outrage.”

This is Deravis Caine Rogers, by the by, so we don’t forget who this shithead murdered for no reason.

If I am current on my jive; cake is the new skrilla which was the new cheddar.

Sorry, can’t see the word without thinking of this now.

One of the more prominent beneficiaries of Hollywood nepotism in recent years, no?

Oh FFS...UNLESS THE SOLDIER IN QUESTION SERVED IN THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR OR FOUGHT FOR THE UNION IN THE CIVIL WAR, THEY ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR PROTECTING ANY OF OUR FREEDOMS.

FREEDOM (to play football) ISN’T FREE! Do you know what we’d be playing right now if the Nazis had won? FUTBOL. What kind of fucking dystopian future would that be?

Couldn’t agree more. The American flag and national anthem stands for all those people who died at Normandy or Tripoli so that Ben Roethlisberger could play football.

http://www.theonion.com/article/hurric…

I mean... points for creativity, I guess...? I’ve heard of telling someone to suck ass but to suck a fart out of an ass is kind of poetic.