You are the friend with awful taste, tbh.

I had a boyfriend who discovered while we were dating that he was really into Pokemon and also being the mon being poked.

I don’t think anyone assumed that.

Ponyboy, nothing gold can stay.

I'm just gonna go ahead and assume that Kayne bought it and it's now displayed prominently in his bathroom.

Just know that the world is missing out by discouraging me, a 33-year-old white woman with no Broadway experience or ability to rap, from auditioning for Lafayette. You shall all rue this day. RUE!

I don’t give a hoot who sleeps with whom. But when you’re paying your mistress’ salary out of campaign funds, and co-opting government resources to cover up your affair, you don’t get to keep the job I voted you into. (speaking hypothetically, I’m not from Alabama and I’d never vote for this Mr. Burns clone)

HE made comments and SHE resigned?

“and then we both decided that I wasn’t going to call him anymore. And we agreed I wouldn’t return his calls. And then we concurred that I should untag myself from all his instagrams. And then we settled on sending his emails to spam. Oh that’s what ghosting is? Oh, yeah I totally ghosted on him then.”

Out of the four living former presidents, one cured a disease and still gets deployed as a diplomat during high stakes crisis.... another makes sure life saving AIDS medicine gets distributed in Africa and is also a diplomat used during the most sensitive situations...... and there’s G-Dub, who paints and tips well…

my reaction to finally getting those cookies.

Happy Easter, y’all. My local wine bar is having an adult Easter egg hunt later on this afternoon. I have no idea what it entails but I’m there.

You can’t do this and expect people to ignore it

Tracey’s daughter is a little “mini-me” with that expression on her face. Briana Fellowes.

No Barry White? No Chaka Khan? No Incognito? No D’Angelo? But three Janet Jacksons, three Mariahs and two Sades? I’ll leave this right here...

I have to admit that I don’t know or can’t place (though I have heard) some/many of those songs. That said, how is “Tyrone” a slow jam? Is it because it is kind of slow in tempo? In my day, sonny (giggle), there was more to a “slow jam” than a slow tempo.

Not bad at all, but this list could use some R. Kelly and Brandy imho.

WAY TO RUIN IT EVEN BEFORE THE EPISODE AIRS

This is a first world problem if I’ve ever seen one.