Are you using the same Internet that we are all using, or a different one?

The only reason I even clicked on a Kardashian story was because of the Willow pic.

I cannot stop laughing at this because I just had a huge “fight” with my mom over my age (we were not actually angry). I was insisting that I am 45 and she was like: I know my daughter’s age and you are 43. I actually googled my birth date with the phrase “How Old Am I” - and mom was correct. I still can’t figure out…

The circumstances are fishy.

I love it almost as much as I much as I love Mr. Splashy Pants (who Green Peace also let the internet name).

Jesus Christ - it’s TED CRUZ.

We all did dumb shit when we were 21, but we didn’t go to North Korea to do it.

It’s pure hubris for Americans to keep going to countries like North Korea and Iran. They have to know what will happen to them but the attitude seems to be “I’m an American, I can go wherever I like and do whatever I like”. And about the U.S. secretly negotiating with North Korea, I guess we do negotiate with…

“ Things just went too far and someone got scared”

Weird. Weave ripping in the bathroom is the only violence I condone. (I’m looking at you, Candace. You know what you did.)

good for her... I guess?

Jessica Alba sued Honest Toddler, the best anti parent blog, for trademark infringement despite them being their first. Fuck Jessica alba and he overpriced horseshit.

if you think patience is the most important thing when raising kids but you have to get high to be patient then MAYBE you shouldn’t have kids.

One thing no one tells you when you first have kids is how insanely boring the job can be. Reading the same books over and over again, watching the same videos, playing the little games that are absolutely vital to helping your kids develop so many skills are often mind-numbingly boring. In the early days, I had to…

Some of his ideas were so intense that he had to come and whisper them in my ear, to protect his little brother from having his mind irrevocably blown.
Adorable.

Do you know how much a decent dildo costs? PLUS shipping. I’m spending that kind of money on that asshole.

It’s almost like that’s not what the article said at all.

or maybe she’s an asshole and just doesnt care. it’s easy to assume she’s in denial or a victim herself, but some people are just garbage. maybe she doesnt care that he’s a rapist as long as he brings home lots of money and doesnt hurt her or her kids

This is exactly what I was thinking...didn’t this family just slut shame Amber Rose? Maybe Kim wasn’t involved in the actual tweets, but still. It looks a little hypocritical.

Right? It’s only ever bad when it’s directed at them.