TWO GIRLS, ONE BURRITO.
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Incidentally "only five inches but it looks huge" was my Tinder bio back in the day.
You forgot one.
One day I’m going to complete my novel entitled “The Leasor of Two Evas.” It’s about a guy who rents an apartment from a lesbian couple who, remarkably, are both named Eva. That’s pretty much all I’ve got so far.
That was my first thought. If that thing isn’t attached to a large metal hinge, it’s going to snap off like a frozen slim jim the first time it gets iced over.
A 500 Abarth sounds better than that shrieking thing.
My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”
How do you delete someone else’s comment
A group of youths in my neighborhood rented a couple of scooters, took them to the local soccer field, and used them to play a polo/soccer hybrid.
Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.
I’m kinda surprised the Packers players feel so comfortable letting loose around the team owners.
This is an excellent answer.
UH HELLO
I don’t think I need a driving school to teach me how to jump my car.
... a fourth-line pest is stuck inside the body of that 100-point man.
When a BMW i8 at a showroom in the Dutch province of Brabant began smoking yesterday morning, firefighters there had just the solution.
Put it in a giant bag of rice when you’re done with the soak and it should be a-okay!