Pfft!  Paying full price for these is for suckers.  I will just wait until they show up at my local Goodwill store and buy them for next to nothing.

The shifter reminds me of this:

Dove where parked.

Corvette- Updated Slogan:

Most of them probably have skidmarks that need to be cleaned without the offer.

I don’t know when my dad was able to teach Russ that stare, but he has got it down.

Wait, hold up. Those Chevy commercials told me they won the JD Power Most Reliable award. You mean to tell me those awards are worthless? What about those normal people and their important opinions?

Didn’t he drive off the wrong way?

i think that is an insult to volvo!

For years now, CarMax has been treating both buyers and sellers like children. Sale prices too high, but non-negotiable. Buying prices too low, and also never budge on those.

Wasn’t that what they impeached Clinton for?
 
 
 
 
 
I’ll show myself out.

Wouldn’t the front gate technically be a Head Gate?

You know what? I’m planning on doing the EXACT same thing, but mine will have a camper bed option, factory super swamper option, foldable front bench seats, a light bar, AND it will start at $5000 less.

So, it’s arrivederci to Arribebene?

IF YOU AIN'T FIRST YOU'RE LAST!!

They need a better evacuation plan. 

Pretty amazing that, following your simple instructions, I can go online and see that actual section of road, including all of the road signs in that gif!

“Rammed when Parked”

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.