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The W203 Class Coupe was way worse than the CLA.

Get ready for the Fargo quotes.

Lay off Hector. Maybe he is like that guy in Family Guy or my wife who doesn’t quite get sarcasm.

Because you touch yourself at night

The one in the lead photo is a devil's coach horse beetle. 

Specifically the beetle on the right is a devil’s coach horse beetle. Had one of them crawl towards my feet while on the throne. Arches it’s back like a scorpion. Was not a fan of that beetle.

Love how this has turned into a support thread for sucking at PUBG. Sorry for your misery. Coffee is over to the right, behind the door

For a throwback to the old “Widowmaker” nickname. The 992 will come with a pole pre-installed midway through the car.

Also. That photo is deceiving because of how close it is. Unless the driver has T-Rex arms he won’t be that close to the steering “wheel”. The drivers head is back another 12"-18" behind that shot.

The streets will run Ruby this Tuesday with the blood of those involved.

My money is on Detlef Schrempf.... cause he is white, German and one other key fact.... a high and tight hair cut

Wow. Maybe Gilbert Arenas was the original flat earther in the NBA.

FU Johnny. Oh wait. I just proved your point. We are all assholes round here.

And I am now done with the internet tonight. Shit ain’t gonna get better than this post. Perfect!

“Mashed Potatoes” guy can stay though

Dyson went from Suck to Blow and now to Go

That is part of the sport Chrono package. Lap timer. Not sure what it is doing in a suv though. Also. It is a Lego piece. Nice call

Tata Motors (based in India) owns Jaguar and Land Rover.

To add insult to injury. The back seat dummy got Pants’d in the accident.

Wish his name was Bryce Steven Poos.