I have to admit I fast forward through the parts where Liv looks soulfully sad, with tears brimming from her eyes, while Fitz shouts and stuff. Because it happens every damned episode. The rest YES I NEVER KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING.

MY PEOPLES! That was my initial take on Shonda Rhimes shows, but I think that they're getting unwatchable earlier these days. Grey's went to pot in season 3. Private Practice, same. I couldn't even get through the whole second season of Scandal. I didn't make it to the third episode of HTGAWM. It's all just too much…

But, but- WHAT ABOUT THESE POOR RAPISTS' BRIGHT FUTURES??!! WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE MENZ?

Meh. Clive Christian Perfumes are grossly price inflated even for the standards of niche perfumery being overpriced as they are. They don't even smell that nice for the price they are charging and don't push boundaries of being interesting in any meaningful manner like many niche lines (Slumberhouse, Etat Libre…

"Still Just Smelly-Ass Water"

Meh. It's all degrees and relativity. He's at least The Uncle Who Double-Dipped The Chip. Given the spectrum of inappropriate (vice-/)presidential behavior over the past 50 years he's certainly below average on his f-ups IMHO. I mean he hasn't showed us an abdominal scar has he? I mean he was sober at The Beer…

Full disclosure: I read the headline and it triggered very real post-Oprah show maternal disappointment in her like "DAMNIT LINDSAY GET IT TOGETHER WE ARE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU-"

It's October 3rd.

Oh right haha good one Linds!

One of today's Carolyn Hax letters was, appropriately

Oh, I'm sorry. Are women and girls just not supposed to drink and ave a good time now? God forbid they do anything that isn't a sober, rational thought at a whopping 16 years old. Sounds like she had ONE drink, and it was drugged. Maybe we should give you a drink that is drugged and see how you react, being an adult…

I concur. I do it before the second date.

The single best thing about this shit-show is the commenters. You guys give me faith in humanity. <3

"Props to the leaker for realizing she could make a quick $10k and make her employer look good."

JFC Jez, you're really committed to this, huh? You need to reevaluate your entire position, realize you're being jerks, and apologize.

No, it's not dumb. The way that money is distributed in this country is a serious fucking issue, and that includes the way that corporations use their wealth in ways that are detrimental. This is detrimental. And stupid. And totally unnecessary. So, yeah, it COULD have created 90,000 meals, but instead Gawker Media…

"She was no ordinary psychopath. She was a psychotic psychopath. A scythe-wielding pseudo-sycophant sick of civil rights, but in sync with a maniac — an Irish maniac — soon to set his sights on settling Scythian scores."

Or is it just making fun of Tom Hiddleston by comparing him to an animal? But, point taken. There is a point where a clever turn of phrase becomes too cute, which then straddles that fine line between parody and offense. In this instance, Burt Reynolds (clearly this is about Rebecca Rose's kinja handle - which, it is…

I know, right, I've never been jealous of someone else's shoulders before....it feels weird.

Is there $10,000 up for grabs for the originals of these images, too????

I keep hoping they'll start using [person]...is my Patronus, instead.

It's not cultural 'appreciation' because it's pretty clear that Chanel has no appreciation for what a war bonnet really is, or what it means. It's like your roommate 'borrowing' a dress that you inherited from your grandmother, wearing it to a bar and spilling beer on it, all the while insisting that it's just a dress.