Honestly, though, this white imperialist feminism is getting so old.

It’s definitely not the right word.

Yeah, my first thought on reading this was, “But is it bullying, though? Is it?”

Just popping in to offer a reminder that not all of our baes are men, and that wokeness is not exclusive to the men in our lives who surprise us by acting nice.

I love this chick.

Any fellow Bay Area jezzies want to go protest this with me?

That happened to me, too! A drug dealer who lived there before us used to keep massive quantities of drugs in the basement. A few months after we moved in, some guys broke in while we were away.

This is still just an ad. A really well-made, thoughtful ad, but an ad nevertheless.

It really is.

These are excellent, haha.

Sure, they’re gross, and they might not qualify as cocktails. But plenty of people order them. Probably more than order some more typical cocktails. It’s like a vodka soda or a vodka water—a way to get the booze down with no extra calories and as little throat-burning as possible.

This I appreciate.

It’s absolutely absurd to insist, as the military has for years, that the very power structure that allowed (and, in some cases, encouraged) crimes to happen in the first place is best suited to identifying those crimes and doling out justice.

For example: Donald Trump, a heffalump forged in the fires of Hephaestus’ foundry and made of runny yogurt, is polling well in New York.

“Donald Trump, a Rumpelstiltskin inflated with a bike pump and filled with bacteria, is polling well in New York.”

Yeah, I’ve been doing that for a few years now. I have to admit, there’s still a big part of me that wishes I could own a scale, but I know it’s not something I can have and not use to torture myself. So, no scale...

It was! I highly recommend it, especially if you can do it with friends. We did it out on the quad at lunchtime. :)

The mental health awareness and support group on my college campus held a “scale-smashing” every February for National Eating Disorder Awareness Week. THAT was “living beyond the scale.” I smashed the scale I bought during my first relapse in college, and felt actually empowered. No amount of Dove soap or Weight…

This is sad. I’ve been a reader since launch and a commenter since 2010 (when you still had to “audition” to comment—I think Dodai let me in the club). But I go through cycles of commenting/not commenting, and I haven’t made any Jezebel “friendships.” So, I’m still gray, even though I’m certain at least some of my…

Of course he is. He’s running for President. Being a dick is kind of part of the job.