Lol, dude, talk to me when you’ve applied perfumed deodorant onto stinging, freshly-shaved and razor-burned pits. Then talk to me again when you’ve done it every single morning since the 7th grade.

THIS. If I didn’t have birth control and a great OB-GYN, my endometriosis would effectively prevent me from working. Not to mention that my bc is also great for when my boyfriend and I have frequent and very hot sex. But that’s beside the point. :P

Um, no. These are not bullshit. These are amazing. Clearly you are not a true candy lover.

Ok, I have been pondering getting lash extensions for years now, mainly because false lashes are such a pain to put on/keep on for me, and I also prefer a (slightly) subtler look.

Oooh, I wore tea rose essential oil my freshman year of high school. I think I bought it from a sale bin at the Body Shop. I love that fragrance—timeless and totally worth your $10.

Yeah. You're right.

It seems that these shootings (both the "big" ones and the "small" ones*) have become an almost-monthly, if not -weekly, regularity. And we're all (myself included) becoming so used to the media cycle surrounding them that I fear we'll become too jaded to demand change anymore.

Redacted b/c I posted this on the wrong post. Fail.

Also, this is way more action-y and less atmospheric and quiet than the book.

You're totally right. When they're just objects for (male) pilots to control, they're female. But when they have personalities, human-esque traits, and can fly themselves, well...all of a sudden they're male. :/

Why don't we not...knot.

Well, it helps, doesn't it, to scream a little. Or a lot. Even if you're just screaming into the internet, it helps. Best of luck.

Oh, I've been there. :)

I see. Harrumph. Karl is a strange man, with his fluffy coats and his Diet Coke and his awesome talent and his unexamined misogyny.

Had? WHAT HAPPENED TO CHOUPETTE?

All I can say is ALWAYS USE THE OVEN. Never the microwave. Crispiness shall abound, I assure you.

I will check it out! Good luck with everything. Breakups are, from my limited experience, just the Worst.

Not sure if anyone will reply to this, as I'm still in the grey, but I feel like this might be a good place to reach out to any Jezzies who have had surgery before and can maybe help me calm down.

Agreed. I was happier when I didn't realize that vaguely-familiar looking guy with the skeptical face and the crossed legs was Alan Cumming. Or that the strikingly emotive woman in the fabulous dress was that Marilyn Minter.

Heh. That thought crossed my mind as well.