BRING BACK TRUFFLE SALT GODDAMMIT

I think I hear a little kid in the background saying “It’s not fair, Mommy, he’s been playing all day and won’t let anyone have a turn. And he smells like Cheetos.”

“We’re lucky most of us aren’t flinging it.”

I’ve always wondered if floor poopers are a product of probability (i.e. given enough people and enough time, someone somewhere is going to poop on store floor) or an indication of cultural decline.

We pretty much use the Xbox one as our primary streamer/movie player in our household and this remote has been a game changer (no pun intended).

We pretty much use the Xbox one as our primary streamer/movie player in our household and this remote has been a…

Omg wow

I don’t know the nuances of either case, but no. No they won’t.

Cool

Hate to pee on your birthday cake, but the reason consoles exist is that “average” consumers don’t have the time (or care) to build a PC based gaming system.

“You better NAT mention that again, you cocksucker.”

I’m surprised no mention of meditation/mindfulness apps. I have been useing Headspace for about 8 months now and can honestly say it’s had a profound impact on my life.

But I want the knives

But I want the knives

Funny. Just yesterday I wondered to myself whether heating my cold brew would reintroduce the acidity through some chemical process of heating or if the cold brew itself is of a different chemical composition that’s unaffected by heat in the same way as dry coffee. Does anyone know?

Funny. Just yesterday I wondered to myself whether heating my cold brew would reintroduce the acidity through some…

Too soon. Too soon...

Ashely, please come back to Gizmodo. Thank you.

Ok, so inexplicably bringing race into what seems like nothing but a childish spat between celebrities may not fit the definition of a “racist”, but I myself hadn’t a single thought about race being a variableuntil I read the first comment in this thread. It looked to me like someone was creating a story based on the…

Hush now. SJW extremists totally don’t realize that they they themselves are being racist for non sequitur arguments like this.

It will teach your young child to be whiny — trust me.