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Go to Dropbox and try to sign up a new account and use "correct horse battery staple" as your password, the strength bar goes from full security to grey with a "lol" tag.

First phone was a tracfone (LG 290C), and while it was absolutely terrible it was still a great phone compared to what else was available. It would randomly deduct minutes for no apparent reason and the internet browser key was the easiest to press and always deducted one minute whether you used any data or not.

Definitely not.

You sir are correct in the truest form.

Yes.

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I already have my own personal sun, it's hanging from my ceiling and I have the power to light it with a convenient switch on the wall.

Gasp!

There's always a nexus 7, though the new one is probably coming out soon. You could buy a bunch of el cheapo quadcopters on Amazon and swarm someone.

You are correct in the strongest form. Facebook has been overrun with those stupid "like and share and comment if you like X" pictures.

I've found that Spotify is great between my phone and computer, but I rarely listen to music on my computer. For just my phone I've found that "ZPlayer" is awesome.

That is a very general category, anything in particular?

Unless he's gripping it too hard...