Come on. There no real romance in the main game anyway. It is not a dating sim. Almost every ‘romance’ encounter is more of the “I like you, let’s fuck”-type.

Still waiting for “This ain’t League of Legend K-Pop video”.

Easy : she’s the only one actually wearing panties.

Peter Molyneux sure kicks ass.

I always dehydrate my bottle of water before going through security.

Thanks for the information. Now I know that I won’t bother finishing it...

Damn. I just remembered than I never got to finish Yakuza 5 as I switched to PS4. Now I feel empty inside.

Every time I see a K-Pop video, I feel a mixture of shame and arousal. It’s like being a teenager again.

I care to object!

Well most guys on dating sites will lie and say they are ok with the girl [not] waiting kids, [not] smoking, [not] having all their limbs, and so on, just in the hope of dipping the biscuit.

Pro Tip : If your S.O. is a sore looser, forego competitive local-multiplayer games.

So we get a 5% return on downloads, which are usually overpriced by 10-30% compared to their physical version? Gee, thanks Nintendo! 

Well to be absolutely precise : you should try to beat it on PS2 again, as the PS4 HD version “may“ not run exactly the same.

Nope. Still waiting for the Origin Vault.

Nope. Still waiting for the Origin Vault.

I give it a life expectancy of 20 minutes in my sweaty hands.

You don’t shoot in the penis, man!

La Tifa

Sure. To make sure the hamster is alright.

The >major< downside is that upscaling is usually a massive crap on monitors.

The >major< downside is that upscaling is usually a massive crap on monitors.