Actions can be illegal; not people. Undocumented or without a valid permit etc etc still is the appropriate way to call them.

Back in the Bush/Gore/Nader menage a’ merde, I was an angry young punk rocker. I was as angry a young punk rocker who ever graduated from a small private liberal arts school and scored a job with a big insurance company a few months later, I mean. (Now I’m a social worker who fully repents of his corporate daze, but…

Libertarians, even though their political ideology is the complete antithesis to progressive politics, somehow manage to draw in plenty of self-professed liberals. And by liberals I mean young white people who want weed to be legal.

Getting SO sick of people who have such a convoluted sense of “principles” that keep talking shit about not voting or voting third party because they “care” so much for what Bernie stands for. UM IM SORRY BUT the supreme court nominations alone make this a NO BRAINER. What is it exactly that they think he stands for?…

Exactly! You’ve perfectly articulated it! It boggles the mind, truly. This article about Drumpf speaks to such things in a fairly fascinating way. I’d like to try looking at life through such shallow glass as these disordered men for a month or so, but ultimately, probably prefer to have both the external and internal…

My 3 month old son was in TEARS yesterday when he realized only women can be president and that Hillary Clinton hates him. I’m 95% sure that’s why he was upset. Of course I drank his tears to regenerate my power.

IKR? I think these megalomaniacs with personality disorders must really feel happier than most of us nearly all the time, right? They’re completely in love with themselves and have no inner life, no thoughts or ponderances or contemplations to distract them from seeking pleasure and self-indulgence. Just id id id me…

I’ve seen multiple people on twitter say their young children asked “Who’s Bill Clinton? Is he related to Hillary?”

Niiice! That’s kind of an extended remix of “bless your heart”. Shady shade shade.

He’s a beautiful man, in every way. And way better than me because I would have given Trump the middle finger and told him “since you think I’m gay, why don’t you blow me!” right there on national television.

“Republicans are pissed at the lack of visible American flags”

C&D works faster. Courts would take months or years to take care of these filings. And be costly for the artist pursuing it.

After his convention boost, Trump/Hillary are virtually tied in the polls. The DNC leak won’t help either.

Of course he supports ol’ burger-nuts. I’m not surprised at all.

My worst date.

Before I read anyone else’s replies to crazy dates I’m going to post my own. It is incredibly specific (and incredibly long, like all my SNS posts), so hello to anyone who might be reading this who knows me in real life.

I have a great story, because I live vicariously through my friends’ rich, fascinating love lives and I think this one tops the many they’ve been kind enough to crack us up with over the years.

I do not know if mine counts because I did not actually go on the date. I was stood up by a guy because before coming to pick me up, he got arrested for shop-lifting a toaster oven at K-Mart using the self-checkout machines.

Worst date: Dude showed up wearing jorts, carrying 2 handguns and a concealed carry license, and accidentally punched me when over-enthusiastically reaching for his beer.

Oh, like anti-white supremacist? I thought the word for that was “normal".