gah, “someone” not Simeon. This phone is about to go to the apple store of the great beyond

Man... when the words “vote your conscience” makes people frighteningly angry, you have to realize that we are definitely in a scary time in history.

“It’s 2016, I shouldn’t have to come to work and see things like that. I just said, ‘That thing’s coming down today. I’m tired of it.’”

Word!

Wow. Cocaine is an amazing drug.

They were part of the secret Mexican Bad Driving Cartel, supported and supplied by Hillary Clinton.

It was like she got to live the VS Angels gig that she never got.

Nope. If she’s going to do this there are no breaks. This is damn presidential campaign, not the Kiwanis club.

The parts she skipped over are so telling.

Same old, same old. White women taking credit for (and sometimes dismissing) the work of women of color. It’s an age old tale.

Here it is.

I have no idea why, but yoga and hot yoga make my brain scream obsessive, upsetting stuff at me. I wish I could change that because I think I would like yoga otherwise.

If you base your “allyship” and “feminism” on what internet commenters say, you were never either.

“People”? You mean women, right? Or do a lot of men give up their careers to have babies?

But when applied in reality, it’s only white guys that can effectively do this because an audience is more inclined to listen to them whatever they say.

wow how could you not click through that Mick Jagger link. Gross. So gross. “They’ve been dating for several years.” Umm L’Wren Scott died in 2014 and they started dating in 2014, so... two years. And she’s going to give up her dance career (She’s a dancer with American Ballet Theater). As a dancer, it makes me sad…

And RuPaul FINALLY got a nomination for Outstanding Host for a Reality or Reality-Competition Program!

Broad City is so many levels better than Inside Amy Schumer for me. I’m with you there. Just a genius show. Huge snub.

YES. WTAF. cuba was one note, the entire time. freaking sterling was AMAZING! i came for sarah paulson, but he hooked me in all the way. love him.

Lord I know I’m white, but please don’t ever let me be this white.