He’s opposed to abortion and the death penalty because he’s Catholic, but also says that that won’t affect the way he governs on either of these issues. And while, yes, he went along with the state carrying out executions while he was governor, he also went along with the state funnelling money from pro-life vanity…

The WWE Hall Of Fame, everybody.

If Brad Thor isn’t a pseudonym, I’ll eat my hat.

Ha ha, imagine being an engaged and regular consumer of so-called “literary” fiction, who kept up with recent publications and followed criticism of new works! The fuck kind of person do you have to be to end up like that?

Are you, in fact, a journalist by trade?

This is the only correct take, and yet, it’s only a matter of time before some indie creator gets steamrolled online for saying their work is their own.

To be fair, in sports, drug testing is about unfair performance advantages.

Twitter has rather robust search and, besides that, people kind of keep lists of these things.

But seriously, the time for compromise has passed on climate change. It’s literally too late. The idea of “help[ing] at least a little bit” doesn’t make any sense in the specific context you chose to highlight. If you’re going to mock everyone to your left for ideological purity, at least pick an issue where…

Wait, what expression of affection did she accept? The polite smile of recognition? The perfunctory applause?

Anyone who doesn’t vote with their heart is saying their vote doesn’t matter. If you don’t want for the person you want to vote for, you’re doing democracy wrong.

Carl Diggler did better and he’s a fictional character.

This is a reference more people need to acknowledge as being great.

The timing is especially great: He’s a genius! He created a whole team of superheroes! What’s that you say? They’re just the Justice League race-swapped? Oh. Huh.

Jack Kirby comics sold millions and millions of copies. This guy’s work sold about 75,000 copies last month and even that is far above what the series is actually going to level off at once it gets established.

Hey everybody, imagine being this Mad Online about someone from internet. It’s impressive that you insist you don’t Actually Find This Funny, though. It’s a nice change of pace!

Oh come on, he’s not awful.

Why does it matter? This is about police brutality and about police brutality being disproportionately used against black men. Why would the race of the individual cop matter when the issue is institutional?

It’s so weird how every criticism of Clinton is seen as some kind of inverted demonstration of praise for Trump. Why would you make the assumption that a declared Clinton voter, when listing criticisms of Clinton that are (somehow) not deal breakers, is saying that Trump doesn’t deserve the same criticisms? Where are…

He’s not, but that’s more because you fucked up pretty bad than because he didn’t fuck up pretty bad.