The only time I ever caught a bouquet was during a promotion at a Lush store, and whoever caught it would win a bath bomb. I caught it one-handed because they were also giving out cupcakes.

I caught several bouquets in my youth and have never even been proposed to. It is a horseshit thing that should die in a fire!

LOL

No offense to Taylor, who looks nice in a Dynasty kind of way, but this picture (from the link) is why I can't buy bras from Vicki's anymore. They don't make any that don't come preloaded with knockers. "Increase 2 Cup Sizes Instantly!" How about just support the plenty-big-enough girls I already have in something…

I've spent a lot of time as a human person on this planet filling my brain with things like information, paintings, poems, literature, wisdom, kindness, empathy, films, conversations, recipes, music, dance moves, science. All for nothing.

I'm loving the self-defense link (full-contact self-defense is definitely the best kind of course to take), with two important caveats: 1) there is nothing that anyone can do to perfectly protect themselves, and it is always the fault of the perpetrator, period. And 2) self-defense courses are best when done…

There are several strong possibilities — Silver Boob, Boob Cat, Knockers, Firetits and Spider-Gazongas, to name a few.

OH MY GOD! He's Mr. Ed! Mr. Ed wants to date you!

Is it just laying around? Did he piss off the Mob?

Me too! We're tying the knot in July and I'll be the first of all my pals to get married and keep my "maiden" name. I was never that much of a maiden anyway. Plus, I already learned to spell my surname (ages ago!) and can't be bothered learning a new one.

It also seriously trivializes the reasons why women feel that their looks, features, etc. are ugly. Oh great, ONE GUY said he liked this one thing that the rest of society penalizes me for or tells me I should change. How comforting. And, yes, it's so comforting that when the rest of society gets me down, I can know…

OMG your life sounds like a magical children's book: "Lambie and Myna: Best Friends." I'm jealous :)

Did you stop making him sandwiches when you hit the 200 mark? Classic rookie mistake. I have a blog I'd like to show you . . .

I really, really wish these so called "believers" would quit mixing up actual doctrine and Paradise Lost.

The next time someone walks into a navy yard and massacres 12 people with a copy of grand theft auto, then you can equate guns and games. Guns are weapons. Weapons should be regulated. PERIOD.

To be fair I haven't see all their coverage, they may have covered everything else already and this is the bottom of the barrel segment. But I mean the shooter had a history of mental health issues. He was discharged from the Navy most likely for misconduct. He had two previous instances of discharging a firearm in…

Sorry, Yale. This is as far as you go. *lights match*

True. I hope there are many more future campaigns, where individual women are emphasized.

My bread tastes of Republican...blech...

You aren't a wizard operating out of Chicago, perchance?