The only time I ever caught a bouquet was during a promotion at a Lush store, and whoever caught it would win a bath bomb. I caught it one-handed because they were also giving out cupcakes.

I caught several bouquets in my youth and have never even been proposed to. It is a horseshit thing that should die in a fire!

As Sarah was stumbling through the cornfield I thought she was looking more like Helena this week. Then I thought “of course she is, she’s her twin”. Then I remembered that they’re both Tatiana. This fucking show...

You're more or less correct. Assyrians are an ethnic group who claim descent from the ancient Assyrians, most of whom practice a form of Christianity known alternatively as Nestorianism or the Church of the East (not to be confused with the Eastern Orthodox Church or the Oriental Orthodox churches). They speak a…

There is a way to get this bird to split the atom, and together we will find it.

LOL

Asym Dimethylhydrazine : hypergolic fuel/ explosive , and binds to hemoglobin with a zeal seldom encountered in this world . It smells like moldy hay ( as I am the single survivor of exposure , I call dibs on the odor ) thanks to the PhD's error in setting up the generator . As I fell to the floor , pupils dilated , a…

While you’re at it, can you reset my MySpace password? I’ve been meaning to update it for the past 8 years.

Death held out a hand. I WANT, he said, A BOOK ABOUT THE DANGEROUS CREATURES OF FOURECKS-

Maybe there's still hope for that seaQuest DSV revival after all...

No offense to Taylor, who looks nice in a Dynasty kind of way, but this picture (from the link) is why I can't buy bras from Vicki's anymore. They don't make any that don't come preloaded with knockers. "Increase 2 Cup Sizes Instantly!" How about just support the plenty-big-enough girls I already have in something…

Shouldn't there be an H on his forehead?

Thank you so much for the good words! I was reading an e-mail from my writer friend Jane Lindskold, who mentioned she was reading "the article on i09", which confused me utterly, because I didn't know of such an article. I whipped right over here, and am utterly delighted and flattered. Just so you know, I'm…

I've spent a lot of time as a human person on this planet filling my brain with things like information, paintings, poems, literature, wisdom, kindness, empathy, films, conversations, recipes, music, dance moves, science. All for nothing.

Strapping politicians to a rocket and shooting them into space?

I'm loving the self-defense link (full-contact self-defense is definitely the best kind of course to take), with two important caveats: 1) there is nothing that anyone can do to perfectly protect themselves, and it is always the fault of the perpetrator, period. And 2) self-defense courses are best when done…

Full of starving poor people. Thanks, BAMA.

OH MY GOD! He's Mr. Ed! Mr. Ed wants to date you!

Is it just laying around? Did he piss off the Mob?

Suggestion for daily 10: 10 Science Fiction Novels You've All Read (And Why You Will Never Admit It).