My cat goes through phases when it comes to toys. Since I moved into this house this year with a roomie that also has a cat, she has developed some very specific toy habits though. I bought the cats a bunch of toy mice and random other things, in the hope they would get along somehow (they don’t - mostly nowadays its…

He’s like queen victoria - can’t imagine what you do together when there isn’t a penis involved.

You are now my hero.

I read this “It came off really sweet and most of the guests (except for the small contingent that comes to every wedding and takes it as their solemn duty to be displeased) thought it was charming. Also, she got to pelt the unpleasant minority with silk flowers.” and in my head, there’s now a group of people with…

Blasphemy is the silliest concept ever. I talk bad about god, he’s free to come down and have a chat with me or smite me or whatever, he can’t handle the smack talk. If he cares, that is. If he doesn’t care, why does anyone else? Me making jokes at the expense of organized religion is *probably* not going to affect…

Yep. Wiccans for the most part are just people who believe in a sort of basic good and evil will come back to you if you do it, and nature’s cool sort of fundamentally spiritual hippies, which to me makes a lot more sense than a lot of other religions, but you know, they’re the weird ones...

Fair point, although communion exists in other versions of christianity, and even if it’s not literally the body and blood of christ to them, it still symbolizes it.. so it’s a slightly narrow quibble for a joke :p.

Yes, because weird transubstatiation rituals, making signs on the foreheads of babies, and chanting from ancient texts are definitely not things one should seek guidance from.. Oh wait, I’m describing christianity. My bad.

True story - I'm one degree of separation from the guy that made that app.

It's a common problem for females in the gaming arena - Guys can have all sorts of character traits, but for a women, we have only one. Girl. That's it. It's a character type that encompasses all women, so by default, anything one woman does extends to all of the rest of us.

At the end of the day, a woman has the right to represent herself however she chooses, and to use her body however she chooses. If you're ever concerned about a topic like this and not knowing what to think, reframe it with men in the position of women. If some male gamers chose to play shirtless to attract a…

What they really mean is that you're being selfish in not considering their desires for you to do the things they want - i.e. procreate and pass on their DNA.

In my experience, the things you're concerned about happening in the future some time like resentment, usually do. Every time I've ignored my gut feeling about someone and said "Well, that's not very fair of me to think that way, since I don't think that way now" or some variety of, I've regretted it, including in my…

The important thing is to link to anything like this about him from anywhere you can... share the links, share them EVERYWHERE.

Clearly one of us needs to invent time travel and go back to 1956 and make sure this actually happens, because then commuting in the bay would be way better and more awesome. Yes, I'm aware that if we invent a time machine, then commuting will probably be better anyway, but......... still.. can we have this?

Wow, could you be more judgmental? You're literally doing the equivalent of "I'm 6'6 and a great basketball player, I can't believe more of you out there aren't as awesome at playing basketball at me, if only you just took the time to be better at it and really understand how easy it is to just get taller and better…

Huh, now there's a reason for a healthy diet I can really get behind.

Frankly, he should have to take his entire net worth, divide by 4, donate one part to an organization working with victims of child abuse - whatever that might be, and the other 3 to the victims, and then live the rest of his life either in prison, or on the streets. You're rich and successful despite your…

I think honestly the goal should be to vote against incumbents if you don't like what got accomplished. Consistently doing so and convincing other people to do so might make some politicians start realizing that they should be accountable for their actions. You shouldn't get to keep a job you suck at, in other words.…

The american obsession with socialism being a bad thing is consistently insane to me. How, exactly, is wanting to operate for the good of society a bad thing? Capitalism is about being good for the capital, ie the money. Good for the people? Naw, fuck that! WE WANT THE MONEY DOING WELL... :/