Not to mention that CGing an entire movie's main character is stupidly labor intensive.

"Not really trying to be mean here, but heart disease is the number one killer of fantasy and sci-fi authors with massive, unfinished epic story-lines." Is it wrong that this made me laugh?

Nice work :)

I honestly think it's the acting that's the biggest plus in this show.. it's so nuanced and subtle, and yet perfectly clear what's going on in the heads of each character, but with enough intrigue to keep it interesting. The police side of the show doesn't really interest me, but the drama of the characters on a…

ToyStory 3 is my turing test. If you didn't cry during it, you're not human.

When you say stuff like this, it comes off as though you're all "I'm too hipster to like Pixar".. They do what they do extremely well, with a high emphasis on story.. Not sure what's not to like.

Left side has all the important shortkey commands - ctrl - s, ctrl z, ctrl -c, ctrl v. It's a win for me.

As an artist and animator, can I point out that the uncanny valley is about motion, not about stills. Yeah, we get freaked out by faces that are subtly off in stills, but a talented artist can create something so close to photorealistic that we have no issue with it. The issue comes when you put that into motion.…

Some things you just can't unread, no matter how much you wish you could.

Yeah, if there's any confusion at all, I ask. Weirdly, last night I had someone order a Tanqueray gimlet, but not actually know that's what it was called.

Yeah, I pour to fit the glass, and I've been doing it for long enough that you always get all the alcohol you pay for.

As a fellow bartender/mixologist, I was coming here to say a lot of the same stuff you did.. I think the only thing you missed was the fact that a good bartender doesn't waste alcohol, so we pour according to the drink size. I'm sure you, like me, come out with a perfectly filled glass every time, so the article's…

Gin should never be shaken, actually.. that's a really bad way to make a gin martini.

Uh, a lot of sweet and sour is made with egg whites as a binding agent and to help drinks froth, so for example a lot of bar-made margaritas which use sour will be shaken to improve the appearance and taste.

Yeah, I mean... seriously, I'm ok with believing in Aliens, it's better than believing that birth control is the devil..

Not quite what I was thinking when I read Twilight Taint, but my version is more risque, so let's go with yours.

In my alternate history head, there is a book series called Chicken Soup and Opiates for the Soul, now.

I didn't look closely, but that's how I'd do it.

I'm thinking about writing a standardized test that includes all the banned words. And then a few extra for good measure.

Try harder. Please. Banning of Morons should be a fundamental human right, for those of us who aren't morons.