I’m not buying this story on principle because it implies deer would scare anyone from Australia. Like, the rain has venom-tipped fangs down there.

Wait, Pastor McGroperson and his trophy wife have irrefutable proof none of this harassment happened? Unless the guy is fully mute and has stumps for hands, I don’t see how such proof exists.

This is random but I spotted Daniel in an episode of Seinfeld the other day and it made me smile. He plays one of the med students when Kramer and Mickey “act out” different diseases.

As someone whose name appears on that list of former contestants, let me make a couple things clear:

1) There WAS additional evidence that Kelly intentionally made the gesture he’s accused of making. The screenshot below is one of several examples. This image appeared as the banner on his Facebook account until a…

Black Panther was awesome, don’t get me wrong, but this feels like a weird “apples and oranges” comparison. It’d be like saying The Godfather has a higher RT rating than Die Hard. 

Jack had such an epic run in the 70s. Five Easy Pieces, The Last Detail, Chinatown and then this double whammy. 

The book isn’t called “The Penis Mightier” so as far as I’m concerned nothing matters anymore.

I know it probably won’t win much and I’m not even sure it deserves to (given the competition) but Sound of Metal was my favorite from last year. I watched it weeks ago and it’s stuck with me ever since. Riz Ahmed will win an Oscar someday, but Paul Raci’s wonderful supporting performance also deserves a shoutout.

Granted there aren’t a lot of covid deniers in my life anymore, but I’ve noticed a shift from the few remaining ones. They now accept the existence of covid but minimize the effects, so they get to keep their bullshit “stop taking away my rights for the flu” argument while acknowledging that, yes, this disease all the…

A friend of mine made what I think is a really astute statement. Basically, the gist was that Trump’s followers are in charge now. No politician, not even Trump himself, can sway them as much as their own lumpen collective mentality. Trump is basically Dr. Frankenstein at this point, rather than the leader of a…

When can we stop pretending being a soldier means anything other than a person’s chosen profession. I know so many idiots who skate by in life because “they served” or they’re “veterans.” Congrats on going overseas to kill innocent people over weapons that never existed, then coming home and saying you’re the one with…

Absolutely. A few years back a pastor, their partner and young child were killed in what can only be described as a terrible freak accident not far from where I live. Some Christians I know really didn’t like me pointing out the God’s will argument. Almost like even they don’t believe their own bullshit. 

New business venture: selling gravestones that just say “God’s Will.” I should have thought of this a year ago, I could have really cleaned up.

As damning as this looks, I fully expect him to play up the Justice Department conspiracy angle and convince at least two-thirds of voting Republicans that he’s telling the truth. Trump’s lasting contribution to U.S. politics will be his perfection of the completely unfounded conspiracy theory as a way of fooling…

Ed Troyer is, unfortunately, my sheriff and he has sucked for a very long time. He needs to lose his job over this, but ya know...we’ll see?

Dad, is that you?

Imagine looking in the mirror at that Darwinian case study of a face and feeling anything close to resembling superiority.

Yes, he was. And?

“What race of girls gives the best blowjobs?”

Now we should hear from people who have appeared in his “films” since at least the early 90s. It’s a long list, including a lot of people I’ve come to respect. Steve Carell, Billy Crystal, Cate Blanchett, Joaquin Phoenix, etc.