Two Jeb Bush faces for pubes would have been too spot on.

The Browns tried that one with the cell phone last year. Doesn’t work. Don’t do it.

His style of play strikes me as ideal for a defensive midfielder. I know he plays it from time to time, but why not make it a permanent switch?

We could even move the playoffs into the regular season, like some kind of Basketball Association cup that all teams have a theoretically equal chance of winning.

what

Tebow time was an entertainment godsend

Western Kentucky.

Soon.

That is the tiniest face I have ever seen.

As Rampage looks on, nodding solemnly.

It was right there, and you went for it. +1

Just be thankful it wasn’t this.

Now fold it 3 times. Burn it. Spread the ashes in all the bathrooms of your workplace/campus building. Now flicker the lights while spinning around 3 times chanting “Rocky Top!” (if you can’t flicker and spin, UT won’t win). If you do all of this correctly, the bloody face of Peyton Manning will appear in the mirror.

They stole a goddamned NFL team. Their shitty human being fans get the shitty human being players they deserve. And if they traded all of that - team, fans, logo and all - to the Browns today as some sort of cosmic reparation for Art Modell, I’m sure I’d root for these shitty human beings in a heartbeat. Fuck the…

+1 or -1 quantum nanobubble

Yeah, that was a pretty immediate red flag for me too.

The Browns have perfected the QB ruining formula. It’s so efficient at this point it’s almost an art form.

9/11 truther

Bonus +1 for topicality