For a second there I read his name as Steven Metz, and I was imagined that he was some sort of pitcher/mascot hybrid.

By definition, that is a Heat lifer.

Lebron is out-coaching Steve Kerr

This is wonderful.

Oh damn

By your logic, isn’t it the Angels’ fault for investing $100 million in a guy with known addiction problems? They knew what they were investing in.

In fairness, if anyone knows match fixing, its the Italian FA.

+1 preventable case of measles

Buffon is, was, and always will be one bad dude.

Obligatory list of Roger quotes: http://www.vulture.com/2013/04/mad-me…

Sadly, even after all of this, Don Lemon is still the worst.

Mettenberger to the Browns for a 5, McCown, and whatever change their GM has in his pocket

I’d double down on Brandon Weeden

At least he’s not a white supremacist

If by some miracle the Browns got even one good year out of Bradford, I’d consider trading a pick for him their biggest draft success in years

But where else would they get the manpower to wash the average Qatari’s 3-5 cars? Clearly these people can’t afford to pay for labor.