Its about the journey, man, its about the journey.

I’d double down on Brandon Weeden

At least he’s not a white supremacist

If by some miracle the Browns got even one good year out of Bradford, I’d consider trading a pick for him their biggest draft success in years

But where else would they get the manpower to wash the average Qatari’s 3-5 cars? Clearly these people can’t afford to pay for labor.

Even though there’s a 1000% chance this backfires, because Browns, trading the 12 and 19 for Mariota would be a fairly competent move if any other team did it. Remember what the ‘Skins parted with to land RGIII’s glass knees?

Because those are the same

These are much, much worse than the Browns uniforms

+1 shoulder bite

There’s nothing more infuriating than hearing other Browns fans (mostly older) bitch about how “classy” the old uniforms were. They were boring. They’d be classy and traditional if they had won anything in the past 25 years, but since the team hasn’t they’re just boring. At this point this team needs ridiculous…

what

Always House truthers

Can’t we all just be happy about the outcome of this situation? Barring some new evidence, it appears no one got raped and that’s a really great thing. The fact that shitty journalism is getting put on notice is just the cherry on top.

That’s what makes this case such a big story. According to the police investigation, there really is no basis at all. Even the party that Rolling Stone claimed she attended wasn’t real. It wasn’t that the case was flawed or weak, the police found nothing at all. Its tough to swallow for people, but in this specific…

1) Elway throws a pick-six instead of “The Drive”

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