IF you have to tell me someone is a celebrity, they are not a celebrity.

Do you like apples?

Oh, the salty tears. They taste so exquisite!

Funny, I thought it was the Clinton talk. I hope Trump wins just so I can taste the tears of the smug, self-righteous sanctimonious liberals.

It was Andy Capp. "Kick her right in the pussy."

+1 just for the name, m8. And the dig-dug.

Last week's dogs were bloodhounds. I didn't see any bloodhounds in the kennels tonight, but I could be wrong.

Putting Run-DMC in the Rock and Roll HOF is like putting Charlie Daniels in the Rap HOF. "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" could be counted as rap from a certain viewpoint.

They lost me when they inducted Run-DMC.

Not being sexually attracted to a person of a different race is no more racist than not being sexually attracted to the same sex is homophobic.

They should cast a treasure troll.

R2-D2, C3PO, the robot from Metropolis, and my Rhoomba are all its.

This news is truly outrageous.

I appreciate your candor and civility. Trump is not my number one man, it would have been Rand Paul. I'm more of a Libertarian bent, but I am also a realist. We all have to suck it up sometime.

Just reminds me of how tolerant you fuckers are.

Liberals are not evil, but misguided. They think with their hearts instead of their brains. Unfortunately, money doesn't grow on hearts.

41 seasons of SNL, genius.

I figured Trump's equal time balanced out 41 years of liberals defaming conservatives.

Here's one in return for civility and intellectual honesty.

The death of this country? We've almost survived Obama.