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Composition Yay!
inadvanceofabrokensmarm

I’m disappointed, as Kingsman 1 was a regressive, stupid piece of garbage.

I have seen some seriously unintelligent kids graduate high school. You just need to know the information up until you take the test and then poof! It is forgotten.

High five!

And of course, like with everything happening in this vile industry, all the stipulations are for the performers who might get sexually assaulted.

Man I could NOT get through that Hamlet. Branagh was in his full-on ham-and-cheese smirky LOOKIT ME ACTIN’ mode and I couldn’t cope with it. The Star-Trek-style “shake the camera and pretend to stumble” scene in the forest was just LOOOOL NOPE I’M OUT. :(

In a manner of speaking.

it’s so mean-spirited to salute your heroes, you’re right

You see, one day, one of our nannies...I can’t remember her name Maria or something I’m not sure...What’s that? Her name is Jane? No that can’t be right, maybe its Josefina. Anyway, she brought him a birthday present! A shirt from Old Navy. I was worried of course that her feelings would get hurt if we cut it up and

Where is Chief Brody when you need him?

They look almost human to me but in a horrifying way.