That’s NOT how they do it at The Daily News...

My family is staying just up the coast from here. My sister was scared to send her kids into the water. I assured her it would be fine and they should have fun. Then we laughed and said I was the mayor and she was the chief. Jaws is the best.

Many items could just as easily be used as weapons including, I don't know, a bottle of coke purchased in an airport convenience store. I call bullshit on this excuse.

Albee taught playwriting at my university in the 90s. He wore a green button down shirt and khaki pants every day. Every day. That's all.