BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s fucked up how no mention of his performance in Gone Girl made its way into this article. Guy can act.

The important thing I took away from Rob’s comment is that he’s salty at Kendrick FOR NO REASON.

Can we all admit how half-assed Nick Fury’s ‘death scene’ in Captain America 2 was?

It was fucking difficult to get through this one in particular. With an upcoming movie trilogy, based on a 40-page Harry Potter supplemental text, in the works, this sort of drek will continuously pop up every year.

Gotta be an NFL-wide conspiracy in that case.

Not to pile on, (maybe a little, gotta love those redeemable internet points!) but Carson deserves credit for giving a national spotlight to George Carlin, Joan Rivers, Jerry Seinfeld and more!

This is art.

Aw, I forgot to take into account the fan base that isn’t above booing Santa Claus. Regardless, Tebow’s following travels with him. I’d imagine his jersey is the most baptized-in article of clothing this side of the Mason Dixon line.

I think we’re all forgetting the REAL king of late night.

Johnny. Carson. Look him up.

7. Jersey sales

For what’s it worth, I think that movie’s way more enjoyable than it has any right to be.

Are we going to address his hairstyle?

See: Harmontown.

At the risk of sounding like a complete dick, I didn’t just call out your article for a simple Under Armour™ logo in the top picture.

Promotional post. It should be labeled as such.

So can the 2DS do the bulk of these fancy tricks? I know that it has its share of pitfalls, but it would bring me one step closer to the ideal way of playing Gameboy games.

I was really hoping they all worked at Arby’s