Proto Red Son?

Fedorable

I can't wait to be ashamed of myself whilst eating a dozen or so of these.

Can someone explain?

I don't think these guys were trying to avoid attention.

PG-13

C'mon, it's not that hard.

This takes me back. God I miss landlines.

It just had so much to teach us.

Jay Mariotti: Drunk Papa John

I wish that was the biggest downer in the NFL.

I'm pretty sure my number's been scribbled on that stall wall dozens of times. Those knuckleheads.

My only real problem with his letter were his needless potshots at Atlanta and Chicago. Didn't he play at Madison Square Garden the other week?

Comment of the Day Nomination

Obligatory.

Visual Approximation of the Vision

Including shoulder pads after 1988? I'd fire my tailor.

Disney Princesses as primordial ooze. Disney Princesses as mega-sized Power Rangers villains. Disney Princesses as 1990s "urban" Looney Tunes characters.