Her day off was for policing. But her racism is a full time job. 

Number one: your name checks out. (lol)

When a cop does it don’t they call it Civil Asset Forfeiture now?

I think what most black people really want is just an apology. Just a “Hey, look, I was on some racist bullshit, I fucked up and you’re just a person, my bad.”

So at night he’s a ‘Grand Big-Tittie Mermaid’.  Ppl can just do drag now.

That gator was just standing its ground. You know those boas are all illegal immigrants from South America.

I’m so confused.

I get why they want to bring suit and probably should. However, I have to wonder why they didn’t seek out a Black business for their event?  

When it comes to missing young girls and women race is far less of a factor than economic standing. Of course, economic standing is disadvantaged towards minorities at a societal level, but cops don’t do shit about missing young women at all, white, black or other, unless the parents are notable and have money. Sex…

To be completely honest- I was a hall monitor and was on safety patrol, and I was very much Year 1 Hermione Granger as a kid, and this shit is out of control. These aren’t safety rules being broken. This is straight up, you’re going to put cooties in my swimming pool, and have fun where I can see you and hear you…

I 100% agree that this 911 call was totally frivolous, but it doesn’t sound like it constituted a “false report.” That would be if she called and said “they stole money out of the register” when they didn’t.

“Hello 911? This motherfucker wants a sandwich but all I smell is bourbon on his breath.”

Administrative leave...from Subway?  

I think that’s more about where you live.  That’s definitely not my assumption in California.

Would have been a perfect time for a giant meteor.....

I used to play DnD with a guy who ‘admired’ the WW2 German army a little too much back in the day, but it was never front-and-center and always just alluded to as a passing historical interest. Years later I went to visit him to game with him again, and now he’s got a Nazi flag flying bold as fuck right there in his…

I’m surprised he was surprised. I’m white, and I pretty much expect every white person I meet to be both racist, and to assume that I am also racist. Because that is my experience living in both South Carolina and Texas. Maybe it’s different in other places, but those other places will have to prove me wrong. I don’t…

Reading is essential, Terry. He didn’t ask for your applause. 

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