Thank you, I thought I was nuts but I’ve always been able to as well.

And you feel crazy “are you sure you don’t smell dog pee?!”

The heightened sense of smell that comes with pregnancy really is awful. Before getting pregnant I had no idea just how smelly and gross the world is.

Well, you have a point there, especially with Black people’s history of keeping Jewish people, and other kinds of white people down.

FUCK HER AND TREVOR NOAH FOR ALLOWING HER ON THE SHOW.

Are you trying to throw a hex on it?! Shut up and don’t speak again until 2016 is over.

Pee Wee’s Playhouse. Cowboy Curtis (Lawrence Fishburne)

For the love of Christ, this is not what he said. Stop implying this is what he said. I don’t know you, so I can’t say if you’re better than this. But please god, stop implying this is what he said.

Oh, and where is Saint Bernie in all this? Still sucking the dick of the precious white male vote I guess.

Speaking out against #NODAPL and talking about what the DNC needs to do moving forward. But hey, strawman.

I will always remember Martha Stewart for teaching me how to put a chicken to sleep. I have never had a chance to try it, but I won’t die until I do.

If Trump has his victory stripped away afterwards there will most certainly be violence. Clinton is utterly REVILED by a lot of people, so you take someone that hates her and actually likes Trump and then “steal” the election from Trump and I’ll give you one guess what happens.

Funny thing is, I wish I was rich so I could avoid talking to people, especially strangers. I’d love to be able to hire someone to do my errands, call my credit card company, grab my food, etc.

Maybe, but I think it’s more likely that people are fed up because the show just cannot seem to be consistenly interesting. That’s part of why I stopped watching after last season. The Glenn dumpster fiasco was the tipping point for me, it was lazy writing, and a cheap gimmick cliff-hanger for the midseason finale.…

Tyler Media should have never agreed to put that up in the first place. That’s not censorship, that’s the market making decisions that it deems best, something the right crows about. This is basically like on Law And Order when the defense lawyer says something outrageous, McCoy/Barba objects and it’s withdrawn but…

Officer shoots a person and gets cleared of all charges: The system works!

When other inmates need to be protected for their own safety, they are thrown in solitary.

There is precedent for this, more than one actually because we’re not as clean and pure a democracy as we’re taught in school. The most famous is the election of 1960, which was way closer in both the popular vote and electoral college vote than this election and it’s an election that the Democrats clearly stole. They…

Congratulations on your opinions on the Israel-Palestine conflict — they seem to align with my own. You’ll note that at no point did I say that all Orthodox Jews are against it, I made reference to their general representation. I’m not stereotyping, I’ve gone to Orthodox synagogues my entire life and have many friends…

The term “Mazel Tov cocktails” is the only good thing to have come out of this shit show.