I saw the title and went “Ehhh that sounds like it’s gonna be super uncomfortable” and damn if it doesn’t sound super uncomfortable. I’ll admit I skimmed, but mainly because the pictures...guh.

I tried Fortnite for the first time this weekend, and I think I do understand the problem with building now. I was initially confused as to how building towers was hurting anyone but now I know it’s because someone can block your shots by insta-spawning stairs in front of you, then break them and gun you down.

if I’m understanding this right, that sounds like if new Symmetra fires at Reinhart...that she gets stronger?

I gotta ask, who’s on the standard Madden 19 cover? I always thought that those games used someone from the team that wins the super bowl, but then the year the Eagles finally win, they don’t do that?

the title of this article made me cackle

I witnessed Gamestop sell out of Playstation cash cards just for Fortnite, so I think they are making money on it

it’s a loot crate joke

I’m thinking I may abandon my PS4 file in favor of getting it on Xbox so that I can have one of my friends help me. I don’t really want to have to deal with being alone on a planet with boiling rain, raptors, and assholes.

I typically play arcade, since I don’t feel like getting yelled at if I have a bad game with my pick, so it’ll be pretty interesting to launch turrets to the payload if I know I won’t get to it in time to help out my team, though I’m a bit concerned about that ultimate. I imagine it can still be walked through, but…

My local Best Buy in Princeton, NJ didn’t stop selling video games, they just refuse to hire people to work in that department, and the people who were working it got moved to TVs and stereos.

My pointless hope of the year is that somebody, anybody, saves Scalebound from Microsoft’s fuckery.

why does “bad ending” equal “no neck” though

I’m looking forward to thumb gladiator wars

If I punch things with this in my hand would it be a shield bash?

they’ve already said there’s no more core Pokemon coming out for 3DS and did announce that it was coming out for Switch at last E3

I’m mildly afraid to watch the trailer because if I didn’t know it was Battlefield V I would wonder who let Ubisoft have Far Cry 3 and Assassin’s Creed Syndicate hang out together.

It sounds like they used the whole first episode to do the thing that the first ten minutes of the first episode of FLCL (Part 1? Original?) did, which is have Naota’s life set up, show some of the mundane things about it, show some of the weird things about it, and then completely blow it apart.

I’m only here to say Call of Duty Black Ops IIIItnite

I think BlopsIIII is by a different branch. WWII was Sledgehammer, iirc

Fahey! This random other Mike from NJ hopes that your recovery continues to go well. Also, your last name has always made me think of the game Math Blasters from the late 90s, because there was a mini game where you click a dude and he goes “Wa-hey!” And I just wanted to finally throw that out there since Stephen says…