Finally, a console Trump can use.

If this sort of thing bothers you, you shouldn’t be blaming her: you should be blaming the straight dudes who throw donations at her and make what she does profitable in the first place.

but it hurts so badddd

They should have put that in the video. Maybe in the first 10 seconds would be a good place.

Damn! You just scored him lengthwise with a utility knife, then snapped him in half

So you didn’t watch the video then? She said that in the beginning.

I am entertained by what you sweet young people consider your sluttiest clothes. Back in the day I would go clubbing in a rubber skirt and tank top ensemble that would have been completely at home on the cover of a less classy porn tape.

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Entrepreneur
Negotiated
Generous
Handout
Allowing
Zealous
Industrial-fallout

Yeah. Bullets tend to win the race, unfortunately.

I was gonna put it in a spray bottle (I’ve done it before) and it’s close enough!

This looks like a sexy supercut of every Michelle Duggar birthing video.

He is really Samoan ‘em down.

Yes! It was expensive but worth it.

A few years ago I got to live my dream: sucking off one man while my (now ex) boyfriend banged me from behind. It was indeed everything I’d ever wished for. GOD. Yes.

You mentioned the name Matc Jacobs. Countdown to the arrival of She Who Shall Not be Named in 3...2..1...

Just here waiting for the Marc Jacobs conspiracy theory poster...

When I stand for the anthem I start mentally checking off the various ballpark foods I want to eat that day.

Not all gamers are furries but all furries are gamers friend

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