NEW DOCTOR TIME, WTFFFFFFF

I was on the pill for a decade, and it KILLED my sex drive dead. I didn't fully appreciate how bad it was until I got on the Mirena, and it came roaring back.

It was Batman, with Michael Keaton.

I'd go watch it, but I heard they make you constantly stand up and sit back down again during the movie.

Never forget.

Every security system can be beat given enough time and resources. It's not just the cheap ones. What you're paying for with security is to keep the opportunists from capitalizing on your house. If you've got $5 million in gold in your house and people know about it it's worth their time. If they don't know what…

No surprise there... it has everything that people love about movies:

Its the selfie age equivalent of this:

Turnabout is fair play, so...

here's my sex spreadsheet

this kind :

As a someone whose bathing suit can be weighed in grams, I gotta ask, Where has the term "budgie smuggler" been my whole life?

I chose my major (and thus, my university) because I wanted to meet Guns 'N Roses. My mother thankfully never found this out.

Have a nap, Ms. Aran, you've manufactured enough faux outrage for today.

I actually love that song, even uncensored, because "Drop It Like It's Hot" and the incomparable "I smoke, I drank, I'm supposed to stop but I can't, I'm a dog, I love hos, I'm addicted to money, cars, and clothes" take me back to high school!

Is 1 9 7 5 his locker combination? If it's a year, shouldn't it be MCMLXXV?

I'd like to live in a world where this isn't a big deal - where she isn't the person made to feel ashamed or disgraced. It's just a naked body, for chrissakes. It's not her self worth.

What I don't understand about blaming all of this on porn, is that many porn stars have labia, and I have only heard of very few who have them cut off. You can blame softcore mags like Playboy, but those women generally keep their legs closed enough that you can't tell either way.

Men have been chopping off the skin from their wieners for long time. Guess they don't want others to feel left out?