Thank you!!

I don't like ruched a lot, but it's a matter of style. It is very flattering.

We do have larger bikini bottoms here. But they don't look like THAT.

There are lots of studies how many women NOT in the porn/sex industry are victims of previous sexual abuse, but we'd rather just pile on to sex workers, amirite? Because slutty sluts deserve it.

You're welcome!

By my estimation, it's for:

So despite the 100s of excessive drinking game apps with no age restriction, the chat up line apps that serve no purpose than to fuel future douche-baggery... THIS GETS DENIED?

This is only true if the file you're working on never has to be used by anyone else

Jay Z made this same suggestion to Solange and she almost kicked his ass for it.

No one "deserves" a relationship or love, but everyone deserves to feel worthy of both.

legally speaking yes, that is "out of the country"

THIS IS HILARIOUS AND MADE MY EVENING

eta: sorry about the size on that mofo.

sorry no squee for me. Newborns look like hairless scrubbed hamsters. Still, congrats to the parents!

Wile E. Coyote has a lot bigger problems than backne.

Not if you're Wile E Coyote

I hear Rex Ryan loves cheap vodka and shoes.

"Is there anything religion can do?"

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