Best Kotaku article I’ve ever read, along with a valuable life lesson.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

Wait wait wait you forgot, after asking for twerking videos and gets in all kinds of trouble for it, he thought of different types of suicide.   Apparently he came up with a convoluted method by involving child pornography with end result getting murdered in prison. See it counts as suicide because he planned it.

So, this shitweasel got in trouble on social media for asking for twerking videos, and decides that asking underage teens for videos of their genitals I’d what he should do as a follow-up.

citation needed

I do fieldwork in the Canadian Arctic and Subarctic, where bears (black/brown/grizzly/polar, depending on where you are) are something you have to think about.

thanks for this well-researched piece and hooray for lady rangers! i’m about to embark on some long-term solo camping (work-related), and so many people have asked me about “what I’m going to do about menstruation”. uh, i’m going to do it? and take normal precautions similar to the way i’d treat food or toiletries in…

But sticking your penis in a jar of peanut butter is otherwise okay? Asking for a friend.

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!”

There are four rankings of classified information in the American intelligence community. Confidential, Secret, Top Secret, and code word clearance. The information that President Trump divulged was considered code word clearance-level intelligence, and thus it was above the Top Secret ranking in clarification.

I’mma let you finish, but us Catholics do the whole “institutional guilt” thing pretty good, too.

Yeah, just lets forget about how Novack spoke about how she was treated compared to Baldwin, and just dwell on the fact that YOU’VE experienced flight issues and their experiences aren’t valid.

Great article. Two notes I would make:

I see people stopping for the Yields - and then people stopping IN the roundabout, thinking they have to let the people sitting at the Yield enter.

The latter is generally seniors.

Being aware of autism - but not actually giving a shit about helping - is pretty much the same philosophy as having access to health care, but not being able to actually afford it.

He supports free-market solutions for people with autism. Like...uhhhh...private companies taking the place of medicaid and disability assistance, I guess. Or churches doing it or whatever or...look, just shut up and read Atlas Shrugged, ok? It explains it all in there.

Mistake number one. Trying to make a living off of making skins for dota 2.

Graphics don’t equate to a game being bad or good

Cool. Leave your copy on the shelf where someone else can buy it who will have a blast playing an amazing game.

I’m pretty sure it was a joke.