imwarped
Another Matt Novak
imwarped

NNNNAMCO.

I think I can fix this... anybody got another quarter?

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

This sentence sounds like it was written by a man who wants us to be impressed because he knows a bunch of big words...

I keep thinking back to my high school English teacher. If I had turned that in as a sentence in an essay, he would have handed it back to me and said “You like to show off? How about you diagram this sentence for the class.”

I have a vague notion but got lost in the mythopoetic stew of shitty writing.

Actually, I see thumbnails for his videos appear a lot in my recommendations and they’re the exact kind of clickbait thumbnails and video titles that irritate the Hell out of me, so having them go away would actually benefit me despite not actually watching his videos.

“It will also know if you try to move your car while it is still attached. It has a GPS tracker, notes CityLab, in case anyone were to try and dispose of it in a river somewhere.”

“It will also know if you try to move your car while it is still attached.”

Just seeing another negative post about this company makes me sad

Hey hey, whoa now. Calling neo-nazis “Fecal-Americans” is a disservice to fecal matter. Manure is actually beneficial to the world.

Man you guys went balls deep right from the get go. You’re hazing him with both the usual “what’s this going on my car website” comments and the inevitable “stick to <not politics> rageposts. Hardcore.

Hey readers!

I wonder if money was their only GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL?

That’s watt she said.

That’s watt she said.

In the coral
The mighty coral
The lionfish dies tonight

1. Take the oil

Dear Will_I_Am,

Can’t wait for the films in a few hundred years where all the PC pirates are romanticised as living life on the edge and having codes of honour, all with terrible Westcountry accents.

And that’s why I won’t invest any money into this app. Spend money on something and the app deems you a cheater even if you’re playing legit...