Seriously. “These kids.” Lochte is 32 fucking years old. Yes, he’s an idiot, but he’s a grown-ass idiot.

Ball joints and wheel bearings are absolutely considered normal maintenance.

That’s nothing. I almost ended up in New Jersey.

No, that really is our national animal.

As someone who drives (and lives) in Montana, a Montana mountain road seems like a terrible place for Autopilot. Half the time, the roads could be described as theoretical.

because he’s going to check his mate

As someone who suffers from various allergies, I’ll try to be as diplomatic as possible here. That said...

Another point to make: I hear / read a lot of people saying that "128 is just fine for me now, I don't have a good stereo or headphones, and I don't have a lot of space on my [smartphone/player of the month]" Which are fair points, but what are you going to do when you do have a better stereo, a larger capacity phone,…