You think The Simpsons are still relevant.

The NBA is bullshit show. Just as/more scripted than WWE.

I think it’s funny that Deadspin is such a chamber of echoes yet criticizes other groups for doing the same thing.

This place is very, very important to you.

I’m sure they do but there’s a large contingent on here who mindlessly adopt the opinions of the Deadspin staff.

You’re responding to Nick Denton’s new burner account.

Oh, I get it now. Well anyway, I’m going to go watch adults play sports for my entertainment. Since it’s “real” and not “fake”- it affects my life greatly!

His dad thought wrestling was fake and that he was a “little faggot” for watching it. Please try to understand

As a Pirates fan, we could go 161-1 and the Cardinals would go 162-0 and then we’ll lose in the Wildcard game.

People who like things I don’t should die.

That would be awesome. The Cardinals haven’t had the first overall draft pick in my lifetime.

You think you’re the shit, aren’t you?

You should parrot whatever Deadspin tells you to, don’t you?

This list is invalid. Win #162 would obviously be at the top of the list.

I agree, but where is being hit by a car?

...and the fact that they can't get in to watch said wrestling.

yeah, fuck people trying to enjoy themselves

“All these.” Posts one non-swinging strikeout. SENSATIONALIST JOURNALISM. Dickhead.

Tim, I don’t have anything against you personally, and have not hated on any article before. However, this was absolute shit. You wrote a half-assed piece that relied on the video to tell the story, and it did not.

I think Marchman must have given them timeoff for doing the bodyswitch blogging a la late 80s father-son comedy Vice Versa.

slugger Matt Adams