Can we be real here? That was not a dude trying to get two other dudes off.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

Anti-Vaxxers should have their children taken away for child endangerment. They (the adults) should be placed on an island and exposed to Bubonic Plague. Let their “natural immunity” develop.

Had a friend who worked on the shoot for The Fugitive. He says Jones was the most miserable bastard he ever had to work around.

I’ve probably had a handful of students like you, who I would describe as talented bullshitters. Most of them I found really endearing, if occasionally hapless. Most are quite bright, but often afflicted with procrastination (a condition I share with them). Some students really do have the gift of being able to follow…

What do you mean by taking a negative stance on the material? I’m asking because it seems to me like reacting negatively to something in a classroom setting can cause more discussion (and therefore more opportunities to be revealed as having not read the text) rather than let you off the hook. For example, when a…

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This is why I throw his mobile across the room in a desperate act of misdirection before I cum.

I try to make him look away from my face for the O. It’s not a pretty look. Kind of like heavy crying face. No one needs to see that face.

When you get older, you are just happy to get it up, no matter the style.

Perhaps she thought she as too, that’s what nearly killed my dad after 10 years sober. The absolute best of luck to you. I hope you have all the tools you need.

Speaking as someone who is butthole self-conscious, I wish I had never read this. I was living in blissful denial. Ignorance was bliss.  

I can honestly say I have never in my life ever spent one second of my life concerned about someone seeing my butthole during sex. It has never even entered into my mind.

I was so struck by Jean’s retelling of what happened to her. It was so matter-of-fact but so painful and sad at the same time. Some of the details really haunt me, I can’t imagine how she must have felt. It takes an incredibly brave woman to speak out like this.

Hit a meeting if it will help you, addiction is never over, and whatever self-care you turn to is important for your sobriety right now, so please seek it. ♥️

Including the dead

It’s people who are registered not those who voted.

It seems far-fetched to me that there are 200 million American voters...