Cool story.

Last word.

And as per usual the usual racist ass idiot trolls come in here to rub salt in the wound. All of them can go fuck themselves., their families and their fucking dogs too.

Nah, it’s a Holocaust joke. I won’t go there. But here’s one that’s borderline...

“Two peanuts were walking down the strasse, Undt vun vas assulted.....

I know it’s kind of annoying, but Jerry West is good at everything he does. Even at 79, would it surprise you if he suddenly convinced Chris Paul to stay or signed Kyle Lowry for cheap or something irritating?

You know what’s amazing to me. I’ve got feeds for CNN, ABC News, USA Today, NYTimes (national and international), Fox News, BBC, and Telegraph on my homepage and none of them have a word on this.

Not sure I like the direction the sausage race has taken.

unless those 23 are prototypes of ben carson, herman cain, alan king, j.c. watts, and of course, clarence thomas.

Not to mention, why did he immediately go to ‘black people’ with his thought process? I mean, its fucking Nebraska, probably as white a state as their is and farm country. I’m sure he could have formulated 10 other jokes about working in a field that didn’t have to involve the legacy of slavery specifically or black…

He was clearly appalled at the phrasing of “working in the fields.”

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

who doesn’t have an ego thing going on.

Is that Anthony LaPaglia’s character Tony Giardino from So I Married An Axe Murderer as a Caps fan in a camo(?) hockey sweater fanfic cosplay on the left?

Jokes on you. I wasn’t there because I don’t have enough money.

I’m coming to this cold and give zero shits about hockey, but aren’t the Olympics being dicks here, too? License the fucking rings to the NHL for supplying the most valuable athletes in the Games and the problem goes away, right?

Wife: “How was your day, Joey?”

Irvin’s lawyer told TMZ that these latest allegations are completely false: “You expect the public to believe that Michael Irvin had drugs and *gave* them to another person rather than use them all himself?”

You don’t leave your child alone in a toy department and expect the employees to babysit your child. That’s not their job.

SIX WHOLE DOLLARS FOR BUTTER LETTUCE?!????

What a clever and original joke! Wives, am I right?!