This looks like the extended version of his cameo in Home Alone 2.

It reminds me of the Bluth family brunch where the table collapses.

Agreed. With this image and precisely fuck all going on in DC with the shutdown and the snow theres a very ominous vibe. Not like Fall of Saigon, more like Moscow on the day after Christmas in ‘91. Hey, we’re just fuckin’ around now.

This is the only reason I would go back in time. Fun fact, Old Bay got associated with MD crabs because they used to have crabs for free at bars in Baltimore, and they wanted to salty them up so people would buy more beer.

I thought their mascot would be one of these guys:

The economics of being a young player in the NFL vs MLB or especially the NBA make that really unlikely. The sheer size of teams and the way they set rosters makes it really hard to walk away en masse, there’s a lot of people willing to take your spot. NFL viewers tune in to watch the laundry, not the people in it.…

Aww, I’m sorry for your loss but thats a really nice and, ill be direct, story about the dog. You have to find levity, not just for yourself, but so you can be there for others. Thats been my experience so far. Thank you! Much love!

My Mom buys into astrology. She was a teenage runaway in ‘69 and her and my dad were very bohemian. But she had her natal charts and would do readings. She started out as skeptic doing it for fun, at some point it morphed into an open belief. She’s retired now, and had a real job since ‘85. I used to sorta make fun of…

This is REALLY good writing. I can honestly say this made be appreciate the transcendence of surfing more than ever. Oh balls, my feels...they’re here.

I’m 32, recovering addict. Have heart disease I didn’t know about ‘til 31. I found out after having my second heart attack, apparently I had another some time in the past but didn’t know. Obviously, I’m not proving that its normal. The previously reported deaths all make sense to investigate, and Joshua and Seals are…

DC kid, here. Loved this place every time I would visit (I was a hefty child). My ex (still my best friend) and I shared a pastrami and Black & White Cookie from here, the day we eloped and ran to NY. In college, I used to take a Cheesecake home for my mom whenever I visited friends at Columbia. Not usually one for…

Aͣnͣdͣ tͣhͣeͣnͣ  iͣmͣmͣeͣdͣiͣaͣtͣeͣlͣyͣ fͣlͣiͣpͣpͣiͣnͣgͣ iͣtͣ tͣoͣ hͣoͣwͣ tͣoͣ gͣeͣtͣ aͣ cͣoͣnͣtͣrͣaͣcͣtͣ, jͣuͣsͣtͣ sͣoͣ eͣvͣeͣrͣyͣoͣnͣeͣ iͣsͣ NͣOͣTͣ oͣnͣ tͣhͣeͣ sͣaͣmͣeͣ pͣaͣgͣeͣ aͣbͣoͣuͣtͣ wͣhͣaͣtͣ iͣsͣ NͣOͣTͣ pͣoͣsͣsͣiͣbͣlͣeͣ.

My pet theory on any attempt to lionize Grace Ventura is that they are kinda nagged by the same thing that nagged him....that the very existence of people like the North Sentinelese basically disproves their theory of salvation (or else they’re sort of compelled to evangelize to them.)

Yeah. This a good take. I honestly don’t get what’s going on it terms of control of the movement, but it seems like the 4 of them are holding onto power in a way that’s undemocratic, and are not always the best foot forward. That being said, the criticism seems slightly disengenuous and seems to be from white voices…

trust me, even if you're an SNL hater.

I don’t understand what you are getting at, though, how would one go about making the first amendment “irrelevant”, regardless of whether or not you think that’s a good thing? I think some people are responding to you by distinguishing between public vs private consequences. I just don’t get what an irrelevant first…

Man, at first I thougt Horshack Test was being picky and saying you were just repeating the article a little, which I thought was unfair of him to say....turns out he’s just a dumbdumb. That’s why he’s stuck in the sweat hog class.

Yeah, I dont agree that private consequences for garbage/racist/misanthropic behavior is “effectively” abolishing the first amendment, or making it irrelevant. Government action toward people has to be content-neutral, and that extends to enforcement of tort law and protecting people from stalking or harassment. We…

Excellent recall! A student intimidating another student off campus can also easily be disciplined. I seem to remember an instance of racial abuse on facebook being disciplined even though it was off campus. If I recall several students in this photo stated they felt uncomfortable at the situation (the stunt happened…

I like my Neo-Nazi's in uniform.