Not a bad idea, but I thought Buffalo WAS the football version of the Washington Generals.

It's certainly one of the tastier options for breaking your teeth, beats glue and broken glass.

It'd be really cool if Peterman could get together a bunch of really shitty players and go town to town with an old-timey barnstorming team that was just absolute shit, and throw picks to old people and little kids.

Satan has ALWAYS lived in the hearts of every dyslexic boy and girl each holiday season.

That is a stupid comment that made me laugh way too much.

It basically seems like this is the response of every human being (aside from admins at Louisville) who has ever crossed paths with him.

Jesus, dude, she had a fuckin' name! I wanna say Jessica...

This is funny, but just an FYI, the esteemed general's name is Zapp. Though Smith could definitely use a Kif to screen his Tweets.

I assume you mean that not remembering means you comported yourself in a dignified manner and not that you got jerked so much it caused memory loss.

She needs a Saddam Hussein, Padme Amidala level body double game, too.

The pure sliminess of trying to imply there’s some gender imbalance issue here is just so fucking depressing.

Carlson is a pig who deserves to be heckled all night long. I just don’t see the utility in protesting outside someone’s home, absent a good visual alá the queer dance parties for Mike and Mother Pence. Absent that, it’s just not a good look. Sometimes I wonder if it’s trying to provoke something on the right that…

My son is 4 and crushes it at tic-tac-toe, his secret is that he tells you where to play so he always wins.

You are clearly a fine gossamer of a human being. You should probably have your clergyman reset your parental controls. Did you find out about the birds and the bees when the naughty man made the breast appear during the Superbowl?

Oooh, I wanna say you’re right, but I dunno. I’ll say at least the cynical deployment or willful ignoring of racism is scarily rational, and fucked up.

I genuinely think Joe Buck doesn’t like it when players goof and don’t take this shit to seriously because it took away from the deadpan sarcastic shit he used to try and do and now seems to have abandoned. I guess when your boothmate wasn't programmed with humor receptors, there's no one to laugh for you.

Look, Moss sucks and did hit a cop with his car, but you are calling pretending to moon people “gross and bushleague”. Do you have a fainting couch at home?

The persecution of women is so extensive that its like a permanent emergency, and human brains just don’t respond to that appropriately. That’s my pulled out my ass theory. (Also a lot of men and some women hate women, but besides that little behemoth.)

Honestly, people who wear blackface are either 101% racist or braindead or, most likely, a combination of both. They are not the problem. The problem is the people who say they don’t get why it’s offensive or who even let themselves be photographed with these bastards that are the real problem.

Alec Baldwin is your friend's boyfriend that makes you take a deep breath before making plans with them.