Toss this one in the mix: when late-era Aretha just wrecked everyone’s shit by outdoing Adele.

DA: Well, "you people" said you wanted a stand your ground conviction.

Sentence sucks and should be longer, but I’m all for people who have a crime of derliction sentenced to home confinement. Prisons are a goddamn waste. That being said, he is scumbag number billion that can't be bothered to protect kids.

I've been pan cooking them lately with 4-5 rotations and just constantly splashing melted herbed butter from the pan back on to the steak, but I'll try a slow cook in the oven like you said.

I know I’m gonna get treated like a gray, I don’t even know why I’m saying this, but this guy straight up said it’s NOT on minorities to solve racism:

I think that’s thing people forget, is that well done steak is still a treat if you haven’t had it any other way, or if there’s no option. I’m a medium-rare person, which obviously means I’m the best kind of person. But, that does NOT mean I’m skipping dinner or just eating a side like some asshole if you made well-don…

I hate Trump with the fire of a thousand suns, and believe him capable of eating paper as a legal strategy, but every detail Omarosa’s released so far sounds like obvious bullshit. I really doubt she would have been the next person to be meeting with Trump after Cohen just because Cohen is clearly Trump’s shame golem.…

Soo, more people (and possibly even more WHITE people) were at the average screening for Spike Lee's new joint than showed up to get their racist on. That's cool, but still, 20 fuckheads managed to waste all this fucking money just to wag the dog, so that's fucked up.

I mean this story is demoralizing as fuck, but it still made me smile, because bouncing a ball when some butthurt adult is yelling at you or whatever is some funny shit. Give that kid a medal.

In a better universe, we would have elected a car chase or a missing white lady president. Hey, those Thai Soccer cave kids could be good.

That’s disgusting. Do you kiss your father’s butthole with that filthy mouth of yours?

I think this could all be resolved like they did on 30 Rock when they made Tracy think he was going into space by faking it in the studio.

I always hold out an inkling of hope during every State of the Union they’ll  be sitting next to the first lady.

I always say he looks like a toddler dressed for church. The fact that this story is about people planning around his tantrums is so appropriate.

I went out of my way to get rid of my sons copy of caps for sale. We have every stupid book still on the shelf but that one. I hated it when I was a kid. Anyone here read "Mr. Pine's Mixed Up Signs" by any chance?

It never made it into my ear, but I had the prop screen in the window one cool summer night, when a Luna moth flew into it so hard it knocked the screen out and the window came crash down. I'd never seen one before and it was half a goddamn foot in wingspan. It is the most petrified I have ever been in my entire life.

It’s kinda like they got sent all the Confederacy 1864 Championship merchandise.

Andrew Sullivan is like if an artificial intelligence was high on poppers at all times. He’s the 21st Century version of Peggy Noonan writing after 4 glasses of wine.

Careful....if they catch you talking like that they’ll call you shrill, ruin your career, and in 5 years you’ll be doing cat litter ads.

Hey Tracy thanks for posting this. This is a real thing I’ve seen in male, female, and trans partners. I understand you have scepticism and it might pale in comparison to another person's complicated sexual experience, but please try not to eye roll at someone’s biological phenomenon. The article was thoughtful and…